This is up to the usual standard of abuse and advertises the Dojo CD released albums. It was apparently picked up at the 1994 London Marquee gig.
FROM BEER TO ETERNITY
Chart topping (well nearly...you know all bastards) but nevertheless a complete classic containing the tasteful ditties "No Sheep 'til Buxton" and "Pie Taster". Great ...bloody great!
THE BEER NECESSITIES
More "Bog 'N' Roll Circus" and less rock 'n' roll bullshit...bloody brilliant as all of these releases are, so go and fucking buy them!
LIVE AT LEEDS
This is THE live album. Forget "Get Yer Ya Yas Out" and "No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith", you can now listen to the Macc Lads in the comfort of your own home and throw cans at them without leaving your house!
20 GOLDEN CRATES
23 track best of (worst of?) back in the shops on southern poofta label DoJo. Beginners guide to the ways of Macc...or in other words a complete fucking rip-off!
AN ORIFICE AND A GENITAL
17 classic demo tracks and out-takes spanning The Macc Lads career... a must for all collectors of Macc or more ways to con silly mugs out of their hard earned dole cheques!
BEER SEX CHIPS 'N' GRAVY
First time on CD, well for the album anyway, as some tracks did appear on the dodgy "Dirty, Chips 'N' Gravy" CD... but never mind all that, go and fucking buy it
BITTER, FIT CRACK
First time on CD, blah blah blah see above... there is absolutely no reason why you shouldn't buy this album unless you're a boring train spotting trendy (who buys southern jessie lager and wears John Lennon glasses)
For further info on THE MACC LADS contact:
Hectic House, 51 Sunderland Street, Macclesfield, Cheshire SK11 6HN (up North somewhere) ENGLAND.
For further info on DOJO LTD and its other dodgy Punk, Oi!, Ska, Psycho releases contact:
PO Box 281, Canterbury, Kent CT1 2BB (very posh Southerners) ENGLAND (almost).
We can guarantee that anyone stupid enough to write to either of the above addresses will have their names and addresses sold on to numerous mailing lists like Sheep Shaggers weekly and The Pie Tasters journal.