This one advertised a new album, the March For Yobs tour plus some dates in April and May. It was supposedly written by Charlotte who is semi-illiterate as well as being the biggest slag in Macc
It has been transcripted as it was originally written.
Hello doys,
Just a little note to see how you are, and let you know I'm always thinking of you. Seen my pic in Fiesta? The Lads have taken off half an hour to write a new LP, Coz the Beater ses he's fed up of the old shite. At the beginning of March they're going to take A HOLE DAY OFF to record it in Bald Eagle's house. I don't know wot its going to be called yet, but the songs are very RUDE, there's lots of HEVVY CHORDS, and Muttley's got even worse rimes.
Any way, you know where they're playing in March, (There'll be one in Hull aswell), but here's what Slimey's sorted out so far:
For God's sake, don't just turn up, though, coz they might get Banned. Give me a ring first. Oh, yes, Slimy ses he's working on gigs in Stoke, Leeds, Northampton, Badford, London, Bristol, Warrington, and, wait for it.....NEWCASTLE, yeh!
luv, Charlotte, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx