Finally here they are. Every Macc Lad's lyrics for every song, including some un-released ones.
The lyrics have been verified by www.macclads.co.uk so this really is the definative place for Macc Lad's lyrics.
That said some of the lyrics on macclads.co.uk are non-consistant with the versions on albums and the like. They have been ammended to show the album version, and extra notes made for any differences in EP versions.
Each song also has the chords used and notes by Slimy Git, as well as definitions of 'Macc Speak' for all you Southern poofs.
Alcohol
Alehouse Rock
All
Day Drinking
Al O'Peesha
Alton Towers
Animal
Testing
Apprentice Dentist
Back On The Pies Again
Baggy Anne
Barrel's
Round
Beer & Sex & Chips 'N'
Gravy
Ben Nevis
Bitter, Fit Crack
Black Latrine
Blackpool
Bloik!
Boddies
Brevil
Brevil
Buenos Aries
Buenos Aries '90
Buenos Aries '03
Charlotte
Chester Zoo
Dan's
Big Log
Dan's Round Us Handbags
Dan's Underpant
Dead Cat
Desperate
Dan
Dirty Glass
Doctor Doctor
Don't Fear The Sweeper
Do You Love Me?
Eh Up!
Lets Sup!
Englands Glory
Failure With Girls
Fat Bastard
Father's
Day
Feed Your Face
Fellatio Nell, Son
Fluffy Pup
Frogbashing
Gas Gas
(Ben Nevis 2)
Geordie Girl
Germans
Get
Weavin'
God's Gift To Women
Gone Fishin'
Gordon's Revenge
Got To Be Gordon's
Grease Stop
Guess Me
Weight
Head Kicked In
Helen Of Fowey
Hen
Night
I Love Macc
Jingle Bells
Julie
The Schooly
Knock Knock
Knustford
Lads
From Macc
Lady Muck
Lady Muck 2
Lucy
Lastic
Macc Lad's Party
Made Of Ale
Manfred
Macc
Man In The Boat
Married Tomorrow
Mary Queen Of Pox
McCavity
Miss
Macclesfield
Moaning Lisa
Monkees (Eh Up! Macc Lads)
More Tea Vicar?
Mr Methane
Mussel Man
My
Pub
Nagasaki Sauce
Naughty Boy
Newcy
Brown
No Sheep 'Til Buxton
Now He's A Poof
Pie Taster
Piles
Poodles
Prestbury Girls
Rockweilers
Saturday Night
St. George
Stoppy
Back
Sweaty Betty
Tab After Tab
Tart With
The Heart
That's Gay
Thinking In The Dark
Ticket To Die
Torremolinos
Turtle's Heads
Twenty Pints
Two
Stroke Eddie
Ugly Women
Uncle Knobby
Verse
LXIX
Village Idiot
Vigilante Shanty